The Band |
Stavros, drums: The youngest member of the band and arguably the most talented. The only member to have had lessons as well. Stavros' main contribution to the band besides his drumming (and occasional guitar bits) is sending large amounts of the most hideous porn ever to grace the earth to the Capulet Email address. Has a particular tendency to stare at the walls while playing, making it hard to get his attention when you want to change something. |
Benito, Guitar and vocals: The most obsessive member of the band. Benito is often the one talking to all the producers and other uglies about what we are trying to do. Most just think he's an idiot and they're right. Original founder of the band and once the chief songwriter, Benito is also the owner of the railway carriage that the band practice in. The room also doubles up as Benitos bedroom and has the added bonus of being incredibly hot during the summer and shockingly freezing during the winter. Recently spent most of his student loan deposit on a Gibson Firebird guitar and played it till his fingers bled (it was the summer of '69). Classic moment:Getting the Birthday girls name wrong when dedicating the gig to her. |
Enrique, Guitar and vocals: Seen here in his private foam hell, Enrique is a member of the cloven hoof group of animals and is also amazingly good at rhythm guitar. Also plays other instruments that take his fancy quite well. Enrique once made half a guitar and then neatly spread it about his mothers house for a few months before it neared non-completion and the bin. Well known for getting quietly drunk and not telling anyone until he does something stupid like dancing and cheering the second-rate boy band at the Lancaster gig. Now writes the founding chords of many of the new Capulet songs and seems at home onstage, especially when hitting Benito with his guitar. Enrique's hair changes length and colour at least three times a day to confuse predators. Similar to: Man-at-arms from the He-man cartoon as he knows everything and wears a big green helmet. |
The Don, Bass and vocals: Obviously not as good a photo as the others on this page, the Don is also let down by being shown with a packet of pickled onion monster munch. Many years ago, the Don had no hair after it was shed from a horrific wedgie incident. Nowadays a full head of hair is guaranteed on the Don, who is actually rather good at doing his graphic designing type thing. Has also learnt bass guitar faster than it took superman to pick bits out between his teeth. The chewing action in the photograph has been analysed by a psychologist who has a lot of spare time on her hands. Dr. Ruth spleethard is quoted as saying: "This is a typical chewing motion not unlike the kind found on a stupidly drunk human male and the odd Conger eel. I would say that this man is either stupidly drunk, or a Conger eel." |